hotel room ftw
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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