it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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