I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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