Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
What a dumb baby whore.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Randomize
