Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize