Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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