Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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