There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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