I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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