i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree