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Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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