She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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