i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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