Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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