We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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