There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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