we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
