My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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