i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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