first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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