god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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