How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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