he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Mom said you looked used
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You pole danced in your parka.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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