and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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