**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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