i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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