Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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