i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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