uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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