So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Randomize
