I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
should my penis look like a turkey
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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