YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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