Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
i think i just lost a toe
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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