with your own penis?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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