used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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