The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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