Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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