I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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