just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
