im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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