yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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