I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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