I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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