I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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