sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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