Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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