I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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