Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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