We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
