CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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