Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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