You work out of a Hotel?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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