He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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