So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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